Monday, October 27, 2008

Redistribution ROCKS!!!

There has been lots of talk lately about how best to "spread the wealth" around to make the playing field level once again. You work hard. You scratch and claw for everything you have and it is time get a piece of some of that greasy corporate loot.

While this is not a perfect offer (the evil Republicans want you to buy one Taquito to get one free,) it will have to do for now until we can affect some real change. Hang in there folks. If you vote the right way, there will be cheese burgers for everyone...not just for the wealthy.

What? You have never tasted the perfection that is a Whataburger? I am so sorry and I feel your pain. Together we can heal our collective souls and insure that no child ever has to go without knowing the taste of the fruit of our collective labor. Will you join with me? The time is now and our collective voices must be heard.

If you won't stand with us, you will be just like those bloodthirsty warmongers I had the unfortunate opportunity to share space with this past weekend.

Whataburger '08
! (Jalapenos and/or cheese and/or bacon not included)

I will attempt to endorse a new candidate for president each day from now until the election and let you decide. As always your suggestions or helpful tips are welcome.

P.S. Don't try to print out a free Whataburger coupon for yourself and expect it to work. I think you need an original. Please be patient. Redistribution takes time. Those corporate a-holes will get theirs soon enough.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Seriously, they like each other even though they differ politically

One is always right and one is always wrong. They never ask me for my opinion or helpful suggestions. It's just nice to know that it all works out in the end.

On a side note...I'll be feeding Molly her regular diet and will switch Tess to three bowls of HopeAndChange every day. Who will get hungry first? Great question...

Molly '08.

America depends on you!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Because I have internet at home again...

...I thought I'd share what sort of things have been going on.

A special credit to the author of the video goes here.