Saturday, February 27, 2016

For Posterity

Molly:  January 20, 2003 - February 1, 2016

Tess:  February 2, 2006 - October 20, 2013

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Don't ask

We have a new rule around here. When you screw up, you will not get put in the corner. We'll bring the corner to you...then we will demoralize you on the internet. Rules are rules.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

It's Official!

Molly has been inducted into the prestigious White Face Society. Her many years of hard work and her tireless effort fighting crime and injustice have finally paid off. Couple that with her infinite wisdom on matters of national security and her benevolence, Molly should be ready for prime time in no time.

Tess, on the other hand, is still waiting for the short bus to show up.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Please wait. Charging in progress.

We here at Just Golden are aware of the error messages and total system crashes you have been receiving when you get to about 60% of a full charge. Our administrators are working hard to correct the problem and we appreciate your patience as we resolve these issues.

Sunday, March 28, 2010


They are just hanging around and feigning affection because they think there is still a shot that we'll win a million bucks in our NCAA tournament bracket. No one tell them, okay?

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Tess at 4

For most, today is Groundhog Day. Around these parts, where everyday is a groundhog day, it's Tess' birthday. Four years ago, I got an email informing (warning?) me that that the Tess train had pulled into the station. In the years that followed, she has earned all of her nicknames - Tess-a-mess, Snuggle Tess, Freakshow and Butthead.

She sheds on everything. She "attacks" door-to-door salesmen. She annoys that other dog that hangs around here. BUT, guess who is curled up at my feet as I write this?

Thursday, January 28, 2010

State of the Union

It's getting to the point where I can no longer relax on the couch and watch tv with my dogs. Maybe I should remember to turn off Fox and Friends before leaving for work?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010


Seven years ago, a great lady came into my life. Her name is Molly.

We love Mols.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Women are easy to buy for...

...You just have to know what they want.