I keep a 5 gallon bucket on the porch for various different needs. This week, its been a rain gage. When I stuck the tape down in, it read 8". That's a lot of rain in just a few days. I'm sure you've heard that the Houston area is seeing some flooding. Other than a couple muddy dogs and some hellish commutes to work, I've faired well.
Still, I have a couple questions to pose:
- What is the socially acceptable time to wait after a devastating rain event to begin looting? I need some new t-shirts and socks.
- Has anyone heard when FEMA will be here to start issuing "free" money? I know the lines will be long, but I'm willing to tough it out if it means one heck of a night at the local gentleman's club.