Thursday, July 27, 2006

I'm off like a prom dress

When the whistle blew at 5:00 today, my long weekend began. I'm off to the lake to celebrate a holiday that comes around several times each year...Guy's Weekend. I've started packing the car and let me tell you, it was like playing a real life version of Tetris. 2 full size kennels, multiple coolers, a propane cooker, a change of drawers, a large boiling pot, assorted dog paraphernalia, a sleeping bag and a tooth brush. I'm dreading the Sunday morning re-pack!

What will we be doing? That's a great question. One of the guys recently acquired his very own copy of the movie "Pretty Woman" and I'm sure we'll watch that a couple of times. I've got some work I'm bringing along to fill Saturday night. That afternoon, I'll probably just lounge around in my pajamas and read some romance novels. I'm also bringing a bottle of chardonnay that we might open...that's if no one minds that there is alcohol being served. That reminds me...I need to get spritzer supplies.

Who am I kidding, these guys are all worthless degenerates. We will all share in the duties of being bad influences on one another. If I don't see a plate of good Texas barbeque and a cold beer in front of me by 1:00 tomorrow, things could get ugly! "Yes ma'am, I'd like pickles and onions. Could you put the sauce on the side? Thanks."

If you don't here from me for a while, would someone please start a "Free Adam" fund. Bail money would be greatly appreciated. In the meantime, y'all stay out of trouble and have a great weekend.


Jill said...

Silly boy!! Pretty Woman must be watched with Champagne and strawberries!! ;)

Have a great time and perhaps you might want to bring some socks so your drawers don't get lonely. lol.

Snow White said...

Ooh.. my mom used to be a bail bondsman. Give me a shout if you need help. We'll get someone working on it and fund raise too!

Adam said...

Jill- thanks for the tip. Socks? How, pray tell, am I supposed to wear flip flops while wearing socks?

SW- Thanks, you get to head up the project. Is there any way you could get Dog Chapman on the case?

'Mazing Amy said...

My legs actually are 34 inches from thigh to toe. ;)

ha ha ha

Mmmmmm TEXAS BBQ!!!!!!

Have fun being degenerate!!!

Sandra Dee said...

Have a super time. Cause trouble and raise hell.

And, of course, tell us all about it when you get back!

Adam said...

Mazing- what is that in metric units? And yes I will, you do the same.

SD- I'm going to try to get a great shot of Molls doing a giant leap off a dock.

'Mazing Amy said...

metric whats? lol Jill is the Canadian, she'd know.

And yes, its aquote from the movie in case anyone missed that.

I still am craving that texas bbq. my pal in Austin is a vegetarian. Sigh.

Jill said...

Ummm...I wasn't exactly thinking of your feet!! lol. (not sure what that quite means but it sounded kind of funny!!) :)

Have FUN!

Duly Inspired said...

Don't forget moist towelettes. (For the girls, of course)

kat said...

how the hell big are your drawers and tooth brush? if they're bigger than the glove box then you might need to get that looked at.

Grins said...

I am so jealous. That beats what I did with my weekend by far. I've got my share of the bail money should we not hear from you by Tuesday'ish.

Southern Fried Girl said...

Have a great time and try not to get in too much trouble.