When the whistle blew at 5:00 today, my long weekend began. I'm off to the lake to celebrate a holiday that comes around several times each year...Guy's Weekend. I've started packing the car and let me tell you, it was like playing a real life version of Tetris. 2 full size kennels, multiple coolers, a propane cooker, a change of drawers, a large boiling pot, assorted dog paraphernalia, a sleeping bag and a tooth brush. I'm dreading the Sunday morning re-pack!
What will we be doing? That's a great question. One of the guys recently acquired his very own copy of the movie "Pretty Woman" and I'm sure we'll watch that a couple of times. I've got some work I'm bringing along to fill Saturday night. That afternoon, I'll probably just lounge around in my pajamas and read some romance novels. I'm also bringing a bottle of chardonnay that we might open...that's if no one minds that there is alcohol being served. That reminds me...I need to get spritzer supplies.
Who am I kidding, these guys are all worthless degenerates. We will all share in the duties of being bad influences on one another. If I don't see a plate of good Texas barbeque and a cold beer in front of me by 1:00 tomorrow, things could get ugly! "Yes ma'am, I'd like pickles and onions. Could you put the sauce on the side? Thanks."
If you don't here from me for a while, would someone please start a "Free Adam" fund. Bail money would be greatly appreciated. In the meantime, y'all stay out of trouble and have a great weekend.