Sunday, May 17, 2009

For sale

One happy, energetic golden retriever. Slightly worn. Limps, but not much anymore. Good at catching, bad at manners. Open wounds are like new and only ooze on light colored fabrics. Comes with a bottle of peroxide and some spray that stings and makes her run and hide when she sees the bottle. Make an offer.

P.S. If you've never tried to shave a dog late at night after cocktail hour, I'll just say that they are much more slippery and more evasive than they look. I'd also recommend having someone there to film it. Tess, you're killin' me!


Golden Dreams said...

Whoa! She looks like Cameron! What happened? We finally have all dried up wounds. Knock wood.

Golden Dreams said...

BTW, check them out here:

Charlie said...

How about a two-fer?

KBL 2 ORD 2 SAN 2 LUV said...

I offer $1,000 million dollars! Because that is what the golden souls are worth to you. :-) They're priceless and you would never give them up. Kisses to both of them!

Anonymous said...

What the heck happened to Tess the Mess? MTD looks like she has not caught the flesh eating bacteria, yet.

You should get some LV carrying cases and bring them next weekend!