Reason number 1: Tess doesn't like it if you go near her hole.
Reason number 2: Molly doesn't like it when Tess goes near Tess' hole.
Reason number 3: Those teeth are very sharp.
Reason number 4: There are two sets of teeth.
This concludes the "why criminals don't want my TV" post. Maybe tomorrow I'll post about why they shouldn't take the bones I bring home and why they just might get away with it.
1 comment:
Most girls named Tess do not like unwanted attention to their holes.
That's all I'm sayin'.
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