Thursday, April 06, 2006

Rednecks R Us

This weekend is a guy's weekend in the metropolis that is Burton, Texas. All women with fewer than 4 legs have been banned. Fortunately, there is a clause in the "Guy's Weekend Contract" that stipulates that random redneck chicks met in feed stores, bait shops, roadside produce stands or plumbing supply houses are more than welcome to join in the fun.

Our agenda is as follows:
  • 7:00pm, Friday, Arrive
  • 7:01pm Open a cold beer
That concludes the "planned" portion of the weekend. The rest will be made up as we go along. I've put my liver to bed already tonight. He will need his rest.

1 comment:

Okie said...

You mean you aren't going to be drinking beer on the way out there?

Other than that one small technicality, I'm jealous. Sounds like some good times.

Oh, and how about Vijay? Player. Ice in his veins.