Thursday, June 01, 2006

You can't make this stuff up!

Seriously, you can't. Even if you tried, it would fall well short. Soon all internet users from everywhere will be able to watch the southern border of Texas from the comfort of their own homes thanks to our esteemed Governor. You will even be able to call a number to report illegal crossings! Sorry in advance for the slow posting to come...I'll be busy watching the web cameras.

Until the cameras are in place and fully about this?

Wait...this great new plan, announced in San Antonio wouldn't have anything to do with the State Republican Convention going on this weekend in...guess the city.

I can't believe I'm saying this...I might just get Kinky in the voting booth in November. But I'm just angry right now. I'll probably just not vote in that race.

Gov. Perry, fellow Aggie, in the words of the guys on the Guinness beer commercials..."Brilliant." Please notify me when these are also operational.

1 comment:

Kinky is Awesome said...

Here's my official list of 10 reasons Texas Republicans should vote for Kinky (I stole this list from a whiney liberal, but I fixed it to take out the whining):

(1) Kinky has run for office in the past as a Republican,

(2) Kinky voted for Bush/Cheney in 2004,

(3) Kinky's interview with Ruminator magazine confirms that he supported Bush's Middle East foreign policy,

(4) Kinky's public voting records confirm he was mistaken when he said he voted for Gore in 2000,

(5) Kinky hasn't voted for a Democrat in any election at least from 1994 to 2004,

(6) Kinky wants to take time during the school day for prayers in schools,

(7) Kinky wants to post the Ten Commandments in public school classrooms,

(8) Kinky is not obsessed with political correctness,

(9) Kinky knows how to deal with illegal aliens from Mexico, and

(10) Kinky’s immigration policy of hiring Mexican generals to police our border is a great idea that John McCain has endorsed.