Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Will you go to bed with me?

I've got two dollars in my wallet right now that says they say "yes." Molly will probably play hard to get. Tess will jump up and roll over on her back faster than I can say "let's go to bed."

One thing is certain, at 4 in the morning I'll have the weight of two dogs bearing down on me. One spooning and one with her butt in my face. I'll get up, take a leak and wait for the alarm clock to go off.

For the record, between the hours of 6 and 7 am, I'll be busy kicking dogs asses and thinking about the gifts I have been awarded. I will not take any calls, nor will I answer any emails. 6-7am is my time for "Battle Royale." Tess is easy to take down-she gives up without a fight. Molly, not so much. She'll pin you down and wait/beg for some loving.

These are my dogs and this is my life. I wouldn't have it any other way.


Gridiron Goddess said...

I want exactly that life, though with later wake up/Battle Royale! HAHAHA I swear 2008 is the year I start co-habitating with a canine again!! Its been too long!!

Duly Inspired said...

Just one butt, wrestler, scroocher, bed hog, but that morning hour, that I know well. And love well.