This is what I know. Molly is a conservative and Tess is a liberal. Tess also thinks she is a good salesman. Unfortunately for her, Molly can see right through her lame sales pitches. Guess who gets to break ties around here.
Unrelated...you may have noticed that Molly looks ripped in the first picture. No, she does not have any performance enhancing drugs in her diet. I'm very proud that she was born with those guns! Also unrelated, does anyone know why they don't sell Bibles for dogs at Petco?