Y'all have a fun and safe holiday. Take some time to think about the sacrifices made over the last 230 years that allow us to have this special day with family and friends.
Now, for Adam's handy dandy Fourth of July primer:
- Keep the beer cold.
- Keep the charcoal hot.
- A "dud" is only a trip to the emergency room waiting to happen.
- If hot dogs are on your menu...try wrapping them in bacon before they hit the grill. Mmmm, bacon.
- If corn on the cob is there, don't feed it to your dogs. Please? A more seasoned backyard chef would recommend smearing the cob with mayo and then a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese.
- Never, ever poke a Johnsonville brat. Use tongs...have you not listened to all the commercials?